Homeless

I'm homeless.  I need you to know this up front.  It has been a struggle living out of my car and sleeping under a bridge free of charge at my parents lake house for the past several weeks. 

In truth, I have been diligently looking for rental houses skimming newspaper adds occasionally, but just have not had any luck.

Requirements for my house:
1-Indoor plumbing.  I too am shocked that I even have to list this.
2-Fenced Yard.  Large Bernese Mountain Dog.  The logic is there.
3-Two bedrooms.  Preferably three but three makes me feel a little selfish.
4-Normal neighbors. HA.  Doubt that's even remotely possible.

So, until the stars align this is my view from the homeless shelter.